1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We have started to decorate penises.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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