So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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