Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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