there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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