I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
