Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
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Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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