Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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