doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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