I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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