quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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