i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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