their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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