Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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