i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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