I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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