This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.