there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage