i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?