ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.