im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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