I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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