Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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did i walk over a car last night?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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