escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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