I think im going to throw up on grandma
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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