i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
