I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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