I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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