he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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