you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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