She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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