he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
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