do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Sext me about skeletons
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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