I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If its not for food we ain't going out.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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