she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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