That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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