absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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