I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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