I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
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Wipe that smile off your face.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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