Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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