I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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