Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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