So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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