Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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