Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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