I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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