I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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