I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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