No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
