i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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