Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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