so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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