I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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