I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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