i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
