And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
