that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I DEMAND FORESKIN
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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