Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
